MADE THE HARD WAY.

WE'RE A BUNCH OF PIE-LOVING, PIE-MAKERS WHO DO IN FACT, EAT ALL THE PIES.

BUT FORTUNATELY FOR YOU, WE MAKE ENOUGH TO GO AROUND.

IN OUR QUEST FOR PIE PERFECTION, THERE ARE NO SHORTCUTS OR COMPROMISES.

WHOEVER COINED THE PHRASE "EASY AS PIE" CERTAINLY HASN'T BEEN TO OUR FACTORY.